May 2013
vanillish:
underneathesestairs:
So if you’re not signed into tumblr and you go on someone’s blog, you’ll see this
And if you click the “Join Tumblr” button the background will be a post that that person reblogged, so I did it from my brother’s blog and
IM LAUGHIGN SO HARD ICAN’T BERAETGH
croutoncat:
i wanna die but maybe something cool will happen so ill stay alive for now
gooutfighting:
if tumblr gave me food, a girlfriend and did my homework life would be complete
ifoundalittlepieceofsunshine:
ifyoucarryonthisway:
do you ever just wonder about early 2000s fashion
ive come to the conclusion they are sims
oohtheyhavenibbles:
bonesbuckleup:
So today I learned that Eucalyptus leaves have this chemical in them and when koalas eat the leaves the chemical makes them drunk but since koalas only eat Eucalyptus leaves they basically go through their entire lives perpetually smashed.
best-of-funny:
passion:
how to have a flat stomach
remove all of your organs
X
captviridian:
WHEN YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER DIES AND YOU JUST HOPE THAT THEY’LL COME BACK BUT THEY NEVER DO AND YOU JUST KEEP LYING TO YOURSELF AND TELLING YOURSELF THEY’LL COME BACK
mew-squared:
In 2009, a man married a video game character
In 2007, a woman married the Eiffel Tower
In 2008, a man married a life-sized doll
Also in 2009, a woman married a roller coaster
And in 2005, a woman married a dolphin
please explain to me why people still say that gays shouldnt be able to be married to preserve the sanctity of marraige
bucklesup:
my health teacher asked for different ways to prevent pregnancy and i said “do it in the butt” and i got extra credit because no one has ever said that before
jay2m:
thecompanionsdoctor:
Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif
and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this
Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years
“It’s a funny thing coming home. Nothing changes. Everything looks the same,...”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald (via themoonflowers)
tempoes:
everyone says “just get out and leave everything behind in the event of a house fire” like no fuck that shit im grabbing every electronic i can hold
cokeflow:
mirandasexnoise:
greg0ry:
nicki minaj is 30
how
she was born 30 years ago
alltimeangela:
why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend
growlithed:
I AM SO SICK AND TIRED OF SEEING POSTS THAT DONT EQUATE GOOD GRADES TO INTELLIGENCE LIKE BITCH DO YOU KNOW HOW FUCKING HARD IT IS TO GRASP A CONCEPT IN A CLASS LIKE CALC OR PHYSICS AND GENUINELY UNDERSTAND IT AND THEN BE ABLE TO APPLY IT TO DIFFERENT SCENARIOS ON DIFFERENT ASSESSMENTS LIKE THAT ISNT FUCKING REGURGITATION ITS INTELLIGENCE AND ITS A DAMN GOOD FEELING GETTING A GOOD...
yourtubes:
*calls you by your url at your funeral*
selfdoubtandsyphilis:
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
emorexia:
jesus died for your sins not tragedies
dorfs:
Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year
Love is forever, so is infinity.:... →
ambassador-of-anguish:
shouldertappingghosts:
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story…
rhydonmyhardon:
oh so you’re into boys who don’t play by the rules huh? * bites into string cheese stick without peeling* mmm taste the rebellion
auuuugghh!!: News! →
staff:
Everyone, I’m elated to tell you that Tumblr will be joining Yahoo.
Before touching on how awesome this is, let me try to allay any concerns: We’re not turning purple. Our headquarters isn’t moving. Our team isn’t changing. Our roadmap isn’t changing. And our mission – to empower…
ohanameansfandom:
Whenever anyone argues against marriage equality because of their religious views as a Christian I just want to hit them over the head repeatedly with a Bible whilst yelling
ADULTERY ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
LYING ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
DIVORCE ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
DISRESPECTING YOUR PARENTS ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
WORKING ON THE SABBATH ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
WORSHIPPING OTHER GODS ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
...
she wants the D
her teachers are concerned
why doesn’t she want the A
mermaidsandmisandry:
things i dont need in my life:
wasps
those stringy things on the banana
commercials on youtube
lightrup:
duhavin:
lightrup:
lightrup:
maybe university isn’t a good idea
maybe becoming a tree is a good idea
next person who reblogs this is getting shot
shoot me
whovian-all-over:
ohyousillypotato:
And here we can see the Blogger in her natural habitat.
The blogger is a shy, docile creature…
… that prefers the darkness…
… and tends to be wary of the outside world.
The Blogger rarely sleeps, and when it does, it does so in seemingly random places.
We have attempted to understand the dietary habits of the Blogger…
… but to no avail.
I...
